I know you have a lot on your paper plates this holiday weekend. There’s the Taylor Swift wedding and the Fourth of July celebration of the nation’s 250th anniversary — a celebration of freedom that Democrats have dismissed as a celebration of Donald Trump in place of George Washington, a late scratch.
Still, I need your immediate help I need to relocate to a Sanctuary City, one that provides sanctuary to those who no longer can take it, a city that provides peaceful succor to the sane and reasonably intelligent.
I think I qualify, as I pay my taxes, don’t litter and haven’t murdered anyone in almost a week. Oh, and I recycle!
This past week was another doozie, the kind that makes you wonder if common sense has died or is just taking this century off.
