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Aries
Be a person of action today, and lead the charge. This could include suggesting post-work activities. Coworkers will be hungry for fun, and a sports pub could be just the place for unwinding. Kick in some beer, pool, and a lot of wonderfully greasy pub fare, and everyone’s sure to have a blast!
Taurus
New blessings could be heading your way today and they could come in the form of an excellent romantic relationship. Your new flame could possess all the traits you’ve been looking for in a partner. This person will have good looks, intelligence, a great job and they’ll be one helluva cook.
Gemini
You’ll be like creme brulee today: sweet but easily ignitable. Control your moods today, because there’s no telling which way they’ll swing. Unpredictability can be a real turn-off to others, and then the only one getting burned will be you.
Cancer
Talking before you think will be like eating food before it’s cooked: just plain stupid. Speak with intelligence rather than emotion today, especially if things get hot in the kitchen. It could keep you from eating crow, which will be raw, of course.
Leo
You’ve the fiery potential of a hot young chef today. You can have class, you can be a contender. Show them what you’ve got today, kid, and get those pots and pans rattling. There’s no such place as Palookaville for you; you’ve got nowhere to go but up.
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Virgo
Problems with coworkers could have you feeling combative today. Control your emotions, because office fights are never pretty. Take it out on something that’ll be defenseless against your relentless attack else, like a pepperoni pizza and a pitcher of beer. At least this way you won’t get fired.
Libra
Your day will be like some of the programming on The Food Network: either great or awful. A part of the day could be fun and entertaining like ‘Good Eats’ or ‘Iron Chef’. But a bigger part will turn out insipid or infuriatingly grating.
Scorpio
When you think of it the kitchen can be an extremely dangerous place, what with all the knives and fire. Be careful when preparing meals today, because accidents will happen. Work with focus and caution, because nothing will ruin your day more than losing a couple of fingers.
Sagittarius
Romance can be fun. Romance over food and wine can be even better. Plan an evening of wining and dining for you and your honey tonight. A romantic restaurant can be nice, but think of cooking at home, too. That way you’ll be closer to the bedroom.
Capricorn
Postponing a dinner date tonight could have catastrophic results. That person may not be pleased, and threaten to do something with a meat cleaver that only doctors and rabbis are accomplished at. Go on that date tonight and pretend to enjoy yourself. You have way too much to lose.
Aquarius
Plan an informal get-together with friends tonight, maybe at a pizza parlor or clam bar. Good food and some wine or beer could get everyone good and relaxed. There’s no better way to shake the pressures of the workweek than with friends, food and fun.
Pisces
You’ll have ambiguous feeling about attending a dinner party tonight. A part of you won’t want to break bread with some people in attendance you don’t like. But a bigger, stronger part won’t be able to pass up all that free food and wine. Good luck with this classic tug-of-war between mind and stomach.
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