Curb your enthusiasm, baseball fans. It’s the season opener for the Marlins.
Sandy Alcantara, rumored to be traded to serious playoff contenders for two years running, is still in Miami. Colorado visits and forever Rockie Kyle Freeland has had one winning season since 2017.
Even Stitches has had three.
The Over/Under for the Rockies’ season win total is a modest 54.5. We are betting one of those isn’t today.
Play $50 on Alcantara and the Fish (-196, FanDuel).
The Mets were down 2-0 faster than fans could put mustard on their $8 hot dog.
Brandon Lowe homered off Freddy Peralta, but the Pirates collapsed quicker than Lindsey Vonn at the Olympics.
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Paul Skenes’ fastball, not as impressive as his girlfriend Livvy Dunne’s curves, surrendered five runs and was chased after recording just two outs.
Skenes’ ERA is 67.50. Carson Benge hit his first MLB homer, Francisco Alvarez added another and the Mets punished the Pirates, 11-7.
Our first “L” of the season has us +50 ralphkiners.
The Play: Marlins -196 (FanDuel)
Why Trust New York Post Betting
The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.













