Bob Nehwart left us one college football season too soon. In one of his famous one-way phone conversations, he’d have had great, satirical fun with what this season has become:
“Good afternoon, University Human Resources Department, my name is Bob Gripenhour, I identify as a male, and, as I like to say as an ice-breaker, I haven’t oppressed a minority since breakfast.
“So, how may I help you?
“… The school owes you $100,000 in cash? Why is that?