Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You’ll need stamina for this busy day, so eat accordingly. Start with a big breakfast to get the fires roaring, and break midday for a healthy lunch, avoiding heavy carbs that may make you drowsy. Save that for the Italian feast you’ll have for dinner as a reward for a day well spent.
Taurus
You’ll say to-may-to today while others say to-mah-to, and that’ll really cook your goose. Be tolerant of people whose thoughts and views differ from yours. As it is, your arrogance is off-putting and makes you look like a snooty food critic at a greasy spoon.
Gemini
Others may challenge your highly held opinions today, and challenge you to a bake off. Your mettle will be tested, so you better prove you know what’s cooking. Otherwise the only thing being burned today will be you and your dubious reputation.
Cancer
Your pilot light may have gone dim, so the oven isn’t roaring at full capacity today. Making matters worse on this lukewarm day will be that your brain will feel like a bowl of oatmeal. Toss in some raisins and honey and enjoy the meal. It could be as good as it gets today.
Leo
You may find out the hard way today that even the freshest looking of apples can be rotten to the core. Perhaps you need to be more discerning about what you put in your shopping basket. Picking the freshest produce and being choosy could keep you from getting tomato thrown in your face.
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Virgo
Your tenuous relationships with other people could become as dramatic as an episode of ‘Top Chef’. Be careful how you stir the pot today; things could really come to a boil. It may be best to sequester yourself in the pantry, and wait until this latest tempest in the teapot blow over.
Libra
Stay true to what you do best today. Fiddling with life recipes won’t lead to anything tastier than what you already have. And venturing into the unknown could result in another case of botulism. Stick with what you know today.
Scorpio
In your fantasies you have two or three Food Network shows, your own mag, your face on every snack box in every supermarket in the world, and, of course, a syndicated talk show. Oh, wait. That would make you Rachael Ray and really, isn’t one Rachael Ray more than enough?
Sagittarius
By midmorning you’ll feel beat, like you just can’t get the ovens roaring. That’s what you get for skipping breakfast again. It’s true that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Without it you’re body has nothing to burn, and getting through the day will be like trying to cook without fire.
Capricorn
Hit a sports bar with friends for an after work round of beer, baseball and hearty pub grub. Save the calorie counting for tomorrow, for tonight it’s nachos, buffalo wings, fish and chips and anything else that’s smothered in melted cheddar cheese and ranch dressing.
Aquarius
Work could be a downer today, but you can brighten things by preparing a hearty meal afterward. A home-cooked supper will remind you that simple pleasures are the best, and your spirits could lift. Consider it a Happy Meal, only without the 5,000 calories and a toy.
Pisces
You may receive some good news today, so celebrate when you get home. Crack open that nice bottle of cabernet you’ve been saving, slice some finely aged super sharp cheddar or pull out that special box of chocolates. Even the simplest of ingredients can turn a low-key celebration into a big night.
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